Squirrel World News

The news - as it happens - where it happens - before it happens - when we can be mithered - Anchored by the one and only Fred Stripey, a man who has seen it all - from the sock sellers of Azerbaicheese to the brain transplants of gerbils. Also featuring Gabriel St Trousers at the sports desk, a man so in tune with trousers he has secured an endorsement with Findus Crispy Pancakes.