The footballing world was in hysterics last night after ex Newcastle, England and Manchester City manager, Kevin Keegan expressed his desire to return to football after hearing that his first club Scunthorpe United were looking for a new striker. Tiger Woods has welcomed the news and told Squirrel World Sports "it's amazing news to hear that Kevin Keegan could once again be playing football, he is the reason i took up golf in the first place. his pasty white skin and shocking hair is what inspired me to be an almost bald black man"
After 45 minutes of solid laughter, Scunthorpe United manager, Nigel Adkins, asked us to leave his office when we asked him what the possibilities of a Kevin Keegan return to Glanford Park actually were.
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