The world's most awesome Dave, David Hasselhoff, has announced plans by 17th Century Fox Studios to remake the Bourne series of films - The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Lunacy and The Bourne Ville The Chocolate Manufacturer.Hasselhoff, aged 79, is believed to be "over the moon" by the prospect and is planning plastic surgery to make himself look like a fridge freezer left on a building site in 1978.
17th Century Fox said that the movies will be filmed at the same time, and should be on general release by next Wednesday.
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