A French-born, half-Japanese, Half-Swiss cheese stamp collector, has amazed his pet goldfish by finding a planet in his loft. Fred Loopeh, was in his loft trying to quieten the herd of zebra that he keeps, when he made the discovery. Scientist have been unable to to explain why the planet is hiding, but have speculated that intense gravity of the zebras is causing lights to flicker in Zimbabwe.
NASA, has yet to contact Mr Loopeh, because no-one will tell them his phone number, however Mr Loopeh intends to take the planet for regular walks and is planning a galactic party in a nearby phone booth to celebrate.
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