It can be confirmed that Milton Keynes has been eaten by a giant hedgehog.
The incident happened just after 2.30pm and was apparently an unprovoked attack.
A UN peacekeeping force have been deployed and are currently preparing for a counter attack, which SWN believes will be carried out from near Luton.
The hedgehog is currently believed to be sleeping off a massive meal of Southern folk and various buildings.
It had saved many vehicles for dessert.
We can confirm many people had been tried to run for it, but had been impaled on hedgehog spikes.
The Prime Minister Gordon Brown was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman for the PM had hinted that Mr Brown was feeling "quite agitated".
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