It is believed Hawkins only accepted the $23.48 per annum contract on the basis he gets to design all the home, away and pointless kits for the next four seasons.
A spokesman for Norwich City confirmed that the Hawkins is in fact a Norwich City player, and could make his debut at the weekend.
"With Darren Huckerby making sounds about leaving Carrow Road, it was important that we looked for new forward talent as soon as possible. Justin fits the bill. He's under 55 and unattached and also has a fine eye for fashion. We hope Justin will make our kits the best the world has ever seen. We have talked about his music career, but got bored after 39 seconds. He's not planning a comeback, Hallelujah."
Norwich City wouldn't however confirm rumours that they were also to bolster their midfield with the triple-signing of Bryan Adams, Norah Jones and Tom Araya (of Slayer fame).
Exciting times at Norwich City!
Here Hawkins can be seen wearing what we believe is to be Norwich City's new home strip for the 2008/2009 season.
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