Recent polls indicate that TV gardener, Charlie Dimmock, is the leading candidate in the elections for the Presidential vacancy of the Bath and Avon Over 50's Bingo club.
The previous President, Chuck Norris, stood down last week following controversy over the standard of knitwear he was wearing.
The previous President, Chuck Norris, stood down last week following controversy over the standard of knitwear he was wearing.
Many members thought that Norris was not wearing knitwear of the required standard that would befit their club president.
Although angry at the allegations made, Norris maintains he has no plan to exterminate any members.
It is predicted that Dimmock currently has a 86.93% majority over her nearest rival - Ron Atkinson.
Current Vice-President, Gareth Gates, is thought to be the least popular of the current crop of candidates, but is said to be "preparing to do battle" to gain the initiative in the battle for the top job.
It is predicted that Dimmock currently has a 86.93% majority over her nearest rival - Ron Atkinson.
Current Vice-President, Gareth Gates, is thought to be the least popular of the current crop of candidates, but is said to be "preparing to do battle" to gain the initiative in the battle for the top job.
When Gates says he is going to do battle, this is usually a cue for people to plug their ears.
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