Investigators today stumbled upon incriminating evidence in the Great Spoon Theft case, which had been closed 6 years ago after all leads appeared to go cold.
In Novtember 1990, a case containing the 7 Silver Spoons of Asdazonian IV were stolen despite top level security being present.
The case was closed in 2001 after detectives world-wide, including Belgium, were unable to ascertain the identity of the master criminal.
Yesterday, on a routine stop at a Nuneaton Little Chef, Officer Simpson noted that one of the diners was using a non-standard Little Chef spoon.
HQ confirmed the diner was to be apprehended.
The suspect put up stiff resistance, but was eventually taken into custody.
Police are keeping the identity of the perpetrator secret, but rumours are that the master criminal is no other than Madonna - who was thought to have given up on a life of crime after spending 12 minutes in a local Glasgow station.
Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on Madonna, but are still accepting bets on Graham Norton, Paula Abdul and Steve McManaman.
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