NASA today confirmed that scientists processing the latest Hubble Space Telescope dataset, have noted images of what appeared to be an inebriated Sean Connery on the planet Neptune.
At this moment NASA cannot confirm how the Scottish actor has found his way to Neptune, as they have confirmed with all Space Agencies that no scheduled flights to Neptune were planned.
Friends of Mr Connery have stated that their last contact with him was on 28th December at a party thrown by David Gest.
A spokesman for David Gest has commented "The party seemed to wind down at around 10.30pm - it wasn't a particularly crazy affair - Mr Connery was speaking on a cell phone to Stephen Spielberg and then took a call from Alan Hansen before saying his goodnights."
NASA are thought to be planning a manned mission to Neptune, to ensure Mr Connery is ok.
The rumour mill have hinted that a crew containing Oprah Winfrey, Chesney Hawkes, Peter Gabriel and Diego Maradona are currently in intensive training ahead of launch.
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