Saturday 29 December 2007

King Kong Donates Kidney

The world's most awesome monkey, King Kong, has kindly donated a kidney to a Dutch Elm which was replanted in a park in New Zealand in 1968.

The tree, only known to SWN as "Keith", was believed to be overjoyed to add King Kong's kidney to its collection of assorted donated kidneys.
Keith has revealed he is a keen collector of celebrity kidneys, and has several others in his collection - including:
Paris Hilton, Mark King, Des Lynam, Boris Gorbachev, Kerry Katona (twice).
Keith also owns one of Mick Jagger's feet - believed to be his left foot - and also Enrique Iglesias' right nipple.


Keith, pictured at his former home in Sofia in 1854.

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