The baker, whom wants to remain anonymous, has apparently stated that at 9.30pm last night Paris Hilton was walking her pet cheese grater around Skopje Park when approximately 26 giant bats attacked Hilton and ate her as she ran away - along with her pet cheese grater.
The name of the cheese grater is as yet unknown, although we will announce a "Name The Cheese Grater" competition in due course.
A spokesman for the Hilton family said "As far as we know there is nothing to substantiate these claims by the Skopje baker. We can confirm that Paris has been in Macedonia, as she wanted to learn about what life was like in the 18th Century."
Here at Squirrel World News we were insulted by the Hilton statement, and are hoping that Paris has indeed been eaten by giant bats.
A cheese grater
frollocking in Skopje Park
in the winter of 1925
probably around tea time
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