This amazing apparition was sited in Bergamo and is thought to be part of an alien plot to take over parts of Chile. Potato growers of East Lithuania have also been alerted to the possibility of invasion.
Unusual behaviour has been reported near to the site. Several donkeys were seen to be headbanging uncontrollably near the device and Bruce Springsteen was seen to nail a salmon to his left elbow.
Scientists fear that Sean Connery may be connected to the mysterious appearance, in some sort of exchange deal with the people of Neptune (see earlier Breaking News).
The general public have been told by government officials not panic and definitely not to speak to small rocks, especially small rocks that sneeze at the mention of beetroot or flagpoles.
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