Saturday 19 January 2008

The Bookmaker Bet Fred has Stopped Taking Bets

Due to a flurry of feverish betting activity relating to crisps, pickled eggs, sausages etc, the bookmaker Bet Fred is to stop taking bets over the counter for food-related bets.
A spokesman for Bet Fred has said "The demand on the staff has been unbelievable.
Some haven't been for lunch for days..."

The bookmaker Bet Fred has stopped taking bets on Crunchy Otter in Plasticine Sauce for what the employees of Bet Fred were most likely to have for lunch.
The current betting:
Crunchy Otter in Plasticine Sauce 14-8042 Fav, Garden Gnomes 4-1, A Small Hotel 6-1, Pete Waterman 6-1, Asbestos Cake 10-1,The Complete Emmerdale DVD Box Set 25-1, Mongoose
28.6-1

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