Sunday 20 January 2008

Kurt Cobain Found Dead.... Again

Legendary Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, who died in March of 1994 has been mysteriously found dead again.

His body was found inside a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Hoops in a Sainsbury's store in Milton Keynes.

He was discovered by Real Madrid star Gabriel Heinze, who was showing his friends the collection of food he believed was named after him.

Julian Clary has been questioned by police for an unrelated incident.

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