Anchovy, who was the first man to successfully find Noah's Ark intact in Hungary, states that his new quest will take him all the way around the globe in search of the legendary Golden X.
His ship, The Bagel Cheese Helmet, and crew are readying themselves to set sail from Krakow in Poland at any given time.
The mighty ship Bagel Cheese Helmet,
resting in a Romanian forest
one Thursday in the autumn of 1978
The Golden X is said to be made from purest golden oranges, which have been weaved together using platinum and diamond encrusted toe nail clippers.
The Golden X was believed to have been taken to Spain by cotton traders of the 17th century from the Panama region.
Its origins are mysterious and some claim that the object fell to Earth from space.
Others follow the theory that the Golden X was guilded by monkeys in the jungles of Cyprus.
From Spain the Golden X was paraded throughout continental Europe before King Hazelnut IV of Pomonia was thought to have won the Golden X in a duel over his 129th wife Francesca De Sock.
It is from here that the location of the legendary Golden X becomes a bit blurred.
Hazelnut IV moved to Africa in the mid 1600's, yet records show he died at a carrot waving festival held in what is now Moldova in 1672.
If Anchovy finds the Golden X, he has stated he will donate a whole sock biscuit to David Duchovny.
No comments:
Post a Comment