Wednesday 16 January 2008

Jade Goody: "Surgery Went Wrong"

Jade Goody today admitted her latest cosmetic surgery had gone extremely wrong.
(We warn some viewers that they may find the picture attached to this article exremely distressing)
Goody was thought to have been spending between $120,000 - $400,000 per treatment in an exclusive Beverly Hills surgery.
However, it has been revealed that Goody has been attending Archers Tattoos and Stuff Emporium in Colchester, Essex, where the average "treatment" is quoted as "£12.50 and/or a favour".
Local Colchester people complained of seeing a "self-obssessed minger" wobbling about in the streets, just before tea time.
Corrective surgery is scheduled for 18th Novtember 2307.


The Goody management released this photo and want to warn "other beautiful celebrities" of the "dangers of excessive cosmetic surgery".





Jade Goody, pictured by Benjamin Trousers-Ketchup
leaving Archers Tattoos earlier this month

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Uh, wrong pic? And wtf @ Benjamin Trousers-Ketchup? O.o