Many ran in random directions screaming in terror.
One Stavanger baker managed to find himself rolling haphazardly down the side of a railway embankment.
He didn't even know how he got there.
Some students from a nearby dental college started beating each other to death with false heads, used in class by students to practise their fine dentistry technique.
A newly wed couple died when their car missed a turning and struck a giant golden cat.
Two dogs and a reindeer dragged an old lady underneath some cattle who were grazing in a field on the outskirts.
The old lady was largely unharmed, but one cow complained of a headache.
In the panic, tens of residents were found drifting out to sea - presumedly they had jumped when the blackout occurred.
The local firebrigade were called out, but many had fallen to their deaths already - having missed the pole when the alarm sounded.
The presence of molten lava in the station assembly area is still a mystery, however.
A tree surgeon was admitted to hospital with severe squirrel and nut related injuries.
He was 20 feet in the air pruning a birch tree, when the incident happened, and he claimed that he was forced to endure "insane berzerker squirrel action! They went bonkers, man!"
Scientists are exploring the possibility that the entire population of Stavanger blinked at the same time, causing the illusion of a sudden loss of daylight.
Reports of giant floating socks were reported last week over Finland, however these reports were not substantiated by the Finnish Authorities or by the European Space Agency.
Stavanger photographed from Saturn on a Shrove Tuesday in the
middle of winter whilst cherubs played Beethovens 5th utilising
an orchestra of igneous rock formations
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