Saturday 19 January 2008

The Rolling Stones to Tour Asda

Following on from their 6,258 date Starbuck's World Tour, The Rolling Stones have revealed that they are set to embark on a 552 date UK Asda tour.
The opening night is in Llandudno on April 27th.
The band will be promoting their new album "Aisle of Frozen Peas".

A spokesman for Asda said:
"We really wanted 50 Cent, but he refused to do it as he's more of a Tesco man and was busy rehearsing his part for Shakespeare's Hamlet. We settled for the Stones though, as the Beatles were largely unavailable."

The bookmaker Bet Fred has stopped taking bets on Kettering for which town the Stones will clear out the Asda stocks of pickled eggs.

The latest odds:Kettering 14-643 Fav, Warwick 3-1, Leyland 4-1, Stockport 4-1, Shrewsbury 6-1, Warrington 9-1, New York 9-1, Barcelona 11-4, Northampton 12-1, Tony Blair 13-5, Cambridge 125-1



The Rolling Stones pictured earlier this week
during a bicycle exhibition in Aberdeen

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