Hundreds of people were horrified to be confronted by the massive walking toilet roll as they approached Piccadilly Gardens in the central area of the city.
One witness, who works in an office block which forms part of the gardens, described his terror as he was making his way to work.
"I turned the corner at Kro Bar to be confronted by a real live giant toilet roll man. It was horrible, like something out of that movie ... you know the one ... er ... Jaws 2, that was it!"
Others also claimed to have witnessed a giant walking "oven ready" chicken.
It cannot be confirmed at this moment whether the chicken was connected to the giant toilet roll attack.
Sources close to CID and Greater Manchester Police have issued a warning to travellers to the city centre for tomorrow:
"Beware of a giant mongoose and also of a giant rotating octopus. Our intelligence have told us they have been spotted moving in towards the central area of Manchester. They are currently near the Oldham area. However, we can confirm the giant toilet roll was disposed of accordingly".
A spokesman for GMP refused to confirm that they had used a giant Andrex puppy to rid the city centre of the giant toilet roll.
The giant "oven ready" chicken appears to have disappeared or has gone into hiding - more on this beast as we get information.
A giant toilet roll which terrorised Chicago
in 1977, pictured on capture by the
Chicago state Police Department
after a running overnight battle
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