Former WBC Welterweight champion, Ricky Hatton has today revealed his next opponent will be a sponge named Lee. The bout being nicknamed "The Inanimate Squishy Device verses the Sponge" is to be fought in a shed in the back garden of a council property in Liverpool on August 17th 2019.Lee the Sponge who has never been KO'd in his 984 match career is hoping to get his first victory against Hatton in Liverpool and has expressed his great passion for washing machines. When asked what his preparation for big fights such as this one include, Lee simply took a pen and paper, drew a washing machine and proceeded to make orgasmic noises. His manager, Sam Allardyce was quoted "I think the fight has come at a good time for both of these great boxers. Hatton needs a good performance to get over his defeat to Floyd Mayweather and well, Lee is a sponge"
the washing machine drew by Lee
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