Labour MP Ed Balls, who went missing in 1987 during an expedition to climb a hill in Bari, has been found alive and well living in a tent in Slovakia.
Speaking on behalf of MP Balls, Duncan Bannatyne commented "We are all relieved that Ed has been found. We all feared the worst for him. His family are especially pleased and are arranging for his return to the UK as soon as possible."
The familly of MP Balls were unavailable to comment, but we believe they were on business in Honduras at the time of Ed Balls' reappearance.
His colleagues in the Labour Party were said to be "over the moon" at the news, but will be releasing an official statement as soon as Gordon Brown has returned from the lavatory.
He has been there for the last four days.
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