Keegan Ruled Out of Toe Drummer Job

Toe have tonight confirmed that Kevin Keegan has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant drummer position.

Despite not featuring in the Squirrel World News poll, Keegan was thought to be amongst the fans favourites to become the new drummer.

A spokesman for Keegan stated "Unfortunately at this time Kevin feels he needs to expand his musical knowledge, before embarking on a journey as great as offered by the mighty Toe. But Kevin is eternally greatful for the offer."

Toe commented "Kev was offered the chance to join the world's number 2 band, but he was unwilling to grow his 70's perm back to its former glory. We also noted that he was pretty sh!t on the drums. But a great singer, mind you."