The latest automated probe launched by NASA, Toilet 2, safely crash-landed on Mars on Friday night and has been busy collating vast quantities of raw data from the Martian surface since.
It can been revealed that the Toilet 2's prime objective is to seek out intelligent life and maybe find evidence of toilet facilities.
Amazingly, NASA scientists analysing the raw data sent back from the Toilet 2 probe have discovered sausages in a canyon of Mars.
Scientists are trying to amplify Toilet 2's recognitive equipment, in an attempt to identify what the sausages are made out of.
The bookmaker Bet Fred has already stopped taking bets on Pork and Beef for the flavour of the Martian sausages.
Latest odds: Pork & Beef 11-258 Fav, Pork 3-1, Beef 4-1,Mongoose 4-1, Cheese Cabbage & Dalmation 7-1, Koala 10-1, Toes Parrots Lemons and Hair 10-1, Gareth Gates 25-1, Western Samoa 25-1, A4 Notepad & Ruler 25-1, Private Pile 50-1
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