A woman in Wyoming was stunned to bite into a freshly made cheese and mushroom omelette, only to be sucked into an alternative dimension via a black hole.
Government Officials and experts are trying to decide on the best course of action to rescue Mrs Granville Phipps of Sheridan, Wyoming who was the unwitting victim of the unusual cooking accident.
The black hole was revealed between slightly uncooked egg and a mushroom at 7:54am this morning.
Her startled husband, Randolph, could only watch in terror as his wife was sucked into the omelette, before disappearing in a matter of seconds.
A pepper pot and one cup of decaffeinated coffee were knocked off the kitchen table and believed to be destroyed during the incident.
Mr Phipps commented:
"I was tucking into my mongoose bagel, when suddenly Granville shrieked. She disappeared into the omelette - without a trace. There was just a swirling black madness where there was once my Granville".
Scientist are due to embark on tests in the Phipps' kitchen later today.
It isn't know as yet whether the black hole remains in the kitchen, although they have issued a statement to reassure local residents that there isn't any chance of the entire universe being sucked through Mrs Phipps' omelette.
Local residents are planning a whip-round to replace the broken coffee mug,
Squirrel World News will keep you informed of this omelette related mystery as we learn more.
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