BREAKING NEWS!!Kevin Keegan has been sensationally sacked as manager of Newcastle after less than 2 days in charge.
Although the full details are yet to come to light, it would seem the mighty Kev was less than impressed at Mike Ashley's - the Newcastle United owner - suggestion that the reserve team coach duties should be shared between Ronan Keaton and Jan Leeming.
A member of the office staff at St James' Park told Squirrel World News that Keegan is thought to have preferred William Shatner as reserve coach.
Keegan also wanted to make Paul McKenna club captain, which did not go down well with the current club captain Felicity Kendall.
However, super Kev may return to the recording studio later this month to record his first single in 30 years.
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I think he should be charged for that shocking record he made back in the 70s.
Kapitan-Leutnant Von Kennedy
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